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Text Box: The Long Car Ride from the book There's a Bear in My Shoe Please tell me – are we almost there? These awful car rides just aren’t fair. The heat is getting to my head. If we’re not there soon, I’ll be dead.   So aren’t we there? Please tell me, Dad, ‘Cause now my stomach’s feeling bad. This ride has got me so upset. Why can’t we leave the driveway yet?  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Text Box: From the silliest silliness to simple fun you're sure to find yourself enjoying Jeff Nathan's poems and punOETRY™.  

 

Text Box: Little League from the book There's a Bear in My Shoe Now, I’ve been coaching baseball For lots of seasons here, But I have not been challenged The way I've been this year.   Most teams have got some talent, But this group sure is odd. I’m not sure why they gave me Two frogs on this year’s squad.   Oh, where am I to put them? Is this some kind of joke? I sure can’t make them pitchers. Their moms and dads would croak!   I might just have the answer To where I’ll put these guys. I’ll use them in the outfield – They’re good at catching flies.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

             

 

 

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